Light-hearted Crime Buffs Gifts

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'Emotional blackmail.'

Witless protection prgram

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"I hate when this happens."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"I thought we agreed I was the bad cop this week."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."