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"The police station is that way."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Truman Capote

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Bribery and Corruption.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

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