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"Well, I don't want to touch it."

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Not much cop are you!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Law 'N' Order

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .