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"Well, I don't want to touch it."

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Not much cop are you!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Law 'N' Order

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Our crime figures are down!'

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'