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"Hey, Conroy, your lawyer is here."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

Crime section.

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'When you do get ahold of him, find out where all the money went.'

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

Mouse thieves.

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.