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'Of curse it does.'

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

Zen Voodoo

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Dead Funny

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Monster Baseball

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Custer's Last Rollo

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'Our limo's here.'

"Why have you come over here?"

"Cat nip"

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"