Curse Collector Gifts

'Of curse it does.'

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

Zen Voodoo

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dead Funny

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Monster Baseball

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"Cat nip"

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"Why have you come over here?"

Custer's Last Rollo

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'Our limo's here.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'