Curse Word Collector Gifts

'I learned a new word today.'

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

'It has everything... I love it!'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

Waiting For Superman

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

Robert the Brucie.

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Psychobabble.

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''