Curse Word Collector Mugs

'I learned a new word today.'

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'It has everything... I love it!'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

Waiting For Superman

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

Psychobabble.

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

375. You'd think so, but "I've got it!" doesn't really count as a catchphrase.

Robert the Brucie.

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

Jugular Vein

"Exaggerate!"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"