Swear Word Collector Gifts

"Thanks to angry mail from dissatisfied customers, I've learned about 500 new curse words. Do I have to declare this as a non-cash benefit for tax purposes?"

"Maybe we should've invented swearing first!"

Minced Oath Day 2022

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Carpe pizza"

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Motorist's Swear Box

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Deadwood 25 miles

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'I learned a new word today.'

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Jugular Vein

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Are you familiar with the phrase "demography is destiny"?