"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."
Swearword Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for your 'Swearword Scholar'? Explore our selection of humorous and clever products that showcase a love for language, wit, and a bit of playful profanity. These gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates smart humor blended with a dash of edge, whether they’re studying linguistics or just enjoy banter with flair. Find the perfect way to cheer up a friend or add some sass to your own collection.
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Staff support"
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"Meet The Author"
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
Backfire
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Cut Price
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
What's normal?
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
Swearword Scholar Gifts Collection
Swearword Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for 'Swearword Scholars'—witty, humorous designs that make every coffee break a clever moment.
Swearword Scholar Pillows
Discover our playful pillows for 'Swearword Scholars'—a cheeky way to add personality and humor to your space.
Swearword Scholar Prints
Browse our humorous prints for 'Swearword Scholars'—a fun and clever way to decorate any room with wit and charm.
Swearword Scholar T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for 'Swearword Scholars'—perfect for expressing your love of language with humor and style.