Spoken Word Scientist Gifts

Searching for a gift for the spoken word scientist in your life? Explore our curated selection of fun, clever, and motivational items designed to honor their love for creativity, poetry, and the art of speech. Perfect for inspiring their next performance or simply celebrating their passion for words.

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He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form. mockup

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

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Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose) mockup

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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The Origins of Everything

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'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?' mockup

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

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"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something." mockup

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

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'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!' mockup

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

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Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang. mockup

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

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Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..." mockup

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

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"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'" mockup

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

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"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant." mockup

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

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Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

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'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?' mockup

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

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Victorious Vaccination Campaign

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The Prostate Monologues

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"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping." mockup

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

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'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.' mockup

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

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'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.' mockup

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

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Rational explanations

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"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..." mockup

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

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John Cooper Clarke

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The Great Chemical Novel.

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"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?" mockup

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

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Annoucement

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'I'm sick of writing grant proposals on spec.'

'I'm sick of writing grant proposals on spec.' mockup

'I'm sick of writing grant proposals on spec.'

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"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?" mockup

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

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'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..." mockup

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

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Spoken Word Scientist Gifts Collection

Spoken Word Scientist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate spoken word scientists—great for inspiring mornings and coffee-fueled performances.

Spoken Word Scientist Pillows

Decorate their space with pillows that shout out to the passion of spoken word performance and creative expression.

Spoken Word Scientist Prints

Discover art prints that capture the essence of spoken word artistry, perfect for inspiring their creative space.

Spoken Word Scientist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for spoken word artists—witty, inspiring, and ideal for showcasing their love for the craft.