The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park
Spoken Word Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for a spoken word warrior? Our collection captures the passion, creativity, and fierce individuality of those who wield words powerfully. From clever designs on mugs to inspiring prints, find a gift that resonates with their expressive soul and fuels their poetic fire.
Ban on Free Speech
Shampoo.
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.
Eldrow
Introducing...Anagraman.
Soldier armed with a pen.
Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
The Physiciatrist...
"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."
Best Seller
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
Decapitated coffee.
"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."
Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word
'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.
"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'
"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."
Shakespeare in the clink
"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"
'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'
'Coleridge'
"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."
You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.
"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"
'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'
'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'
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