Verbal Warrior Gifts

Sharp Tongue.

Trash Talking 101

Ban on Free Speech

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Soldier armed with a pen.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"No religious nuts!"

Censorship is killing free society.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"Ideally, we're looking for someone who can handle change."

Speaking words of wisdom, letter B

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

Marriage counselor: 'I say he's a couch po-tah-toe, and he says, couch po-taa-toe!'

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Swords for Making America Great Again