Verbal Warrior Pillows

Sharp Tongue.

Trash Talking 101

Ban on Free Speech

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Censorship is killing free society.

"No religious nuts!"

"Ideally, we're looking for someone who can handle change."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

Marriage counselor: 'I say he's a couch po-tah-toe, and he says, couch po-taa-toe!'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."