Word Warriors Gifts

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

The war on illiteracy claims its first victim.

Ban on Free Speech

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Eldrow

Introducing...Anagraman.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Best Seller

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Coleridge'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."