Word Warrior Gifts

Tug of pronunciation: 'We say to-may-to...' 'We say to-mah-to...'

Smoke spelling mistake.

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

Cat and mouse playing scrabble - "I hate the way he plays with them before he kills them."

"I used all the requisite tools to develop an argumentative essay. Use of the words numbskull, lamebrain, and moron was just icing on the cake."

The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword.

"They want me to enrol in remedial English while I'm still struggling with English."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Powerful

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Coleridge'

"Sticks and stones didn't break my bones, but the words did hurt me. Can I sue?"

Cockfight of words

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!

The War on Illiteracy is Ernest.

The Pen is mightier...'And who told you that rubbish?'

'Him? -- oh, he's a crusading editor.'

The Native American Indian Poet

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Let the name calling begin..."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

"OMG! I'm lost for words!"

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"No!"

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

Funeral for the N-Word

American Foreign Legion

I'm done with the internet. But you discovered you can use it for Scrabble and flaming people. Crushing losers in online Scrabble and making them cry is great. But it's so much less satisfying than doing so in person. Really? Don't you understand anything, you tech-addled, bad-breathed, girlfriendless iPhone jockey?! Don't you ever try to get me hooded on that crud again. This is war. Again.