Word Warrior Gifts

Tug of pronunciation: 'We say to-may-to...' 'We say to-mah-to...'

Smoke spelling mistake.

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

Cat and mouse playing scrabble - "I hate the way he plays with them before he kills them."

"I used all the requisite tools to develop an argumentative essay. Use of the words numbskull, lamebrain, and moron was just icing on the cake."

The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword.

"They want me to enrol in remedial English while I'm still struggling with English."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Powerful

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Coleridge'

"Sticks and stones didn't break my bones, but the words did hurt me. Can I sue?"

Cockfight of words

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!

The War on Illiteracy is Ernest.

The Pen is mightier...'And who told you that rubbish?'

'Him? -- oh, he's a crusading editor.'

The Native American Indian Poet

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Let the name calling begin..."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"No!"

Dangerous weapons.

"Mom - Declan's using swear words incorrectly."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"It's a deal. You'll stop saying 'juxtapose' and I'll stop saying 'guesstimate.'"

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."