Word Game Warrior Gifts

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

'She muzzily chose between the guimpe and the dirndl.'

"Stop! Busy! Seven letters, starting with 'L', ending with 'S': French town famous for its porcelain. . ."

'Not too nitid was the potboy who served pooris to a looby.'

'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'

Shampoo.

'...and across 5 words...'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Homeless man holds up sign with his Wordle fail

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Two pictures of a crossword puzzle; one, labeled "Before", that is empty and one, labeled "After", that is a complete filled-in black square.

"You're going to hate yourself."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Best Seller

Decapitated coffee.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I don't believe in egrets."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."