Warriors For Word Games Gifts

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

"You're going to hate yourself."

Shampoo.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Puss in cement boots"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Eldrow

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

The Mummy's Purse...

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Yakety-Yak

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"I don't believe in egrets."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Richard the Turd