Board Game Warrior Gifts

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Introducing...Anagraman.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Eldrow

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Too Much Plastic.

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Ouija Bored

"It's baaaack!"

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Hey! We can play Scrabble while we eat!'

This Amount of Computer Code

Under Canvas

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'