Board Game Wizard Gifts

"It's baaaack!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Natural Disasters

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I don't believe in egrets."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

OMG.

Expressions of mystery.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Just bee."