Chess Wizard Gifts

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Prawn Amend

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Coffee Time Crossword

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Pawn Stars

Syria

Bored Baker

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Chess on TV

Spike Milligan

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'