Chess Wizard Pillows

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Prawn Amend

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Coffee Time Crossword

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

Pawn Stars

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Chess on TV

Syria