Poker Wizard Pillows

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Natural Disasters

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"It's baaaack!"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

Magician producing the Euro

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Basketball net above the garage door.

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

Dice Cubes

Rafael Nadal

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"I am using my core strength."

'The pawky chouser was adept at loo.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!