Poker Wizard Pillows

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Natural Disasters

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"It's baaaack!"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

Magician producing the Euro

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Basketball net above the garage door.

Dice Cubes

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

"I am using my core strength."

'The pawky chouser was adept at loo.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'