Pitching Wizard Pillows

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Natural Disasters

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Baseball Dreams

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"When did this game get started?"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Magician producing the Euro

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

"He used to be in advertising"

Pitching guidelines

Basketball net above the garage door.