Batting Wizard Pillows

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'Always the wise guy.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"When did this game get started?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"She can be outspoken."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Flat Foot

The Conductor

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Cricket

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Basketball net above the garage door.

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

Supernan.

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

'What children live in the sea?'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field