Bowling Wizard Pillows

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Natural Disasters

Cricket Accidents.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"When did this game get started?"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'