Batting Wizard Gifts

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"When did this game get started?"

Conference Room. I don't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a compliment when the boss said "in every brainstorming session Ernie is a ray of sunshine."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Always the wise guy.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"She can be outspoken."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Flat Foot

The Conductor

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Alastair Cook

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Basketball net above the garage door.

Rafael Nadal

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Cricket

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

That remark cuts me deeply, Gloria. If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "If you cut me, do I not bleed?" If I my paraphrase Jack the Ripper …

Supernan.

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'What children live in the sea?'