Batting Master Gifts

Ian Botham

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fish don't like worms.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Deregulated Baseball

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

'I play it to kill time.'

Yehudi Menuhin.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Alastair Cook

Cricket