Batting Genius Gifts

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Baseball Dreams

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Deregulated Baseball

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"It's baaaack!"

"At least it'll be dark when they climb out."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Carving a Sculpture.

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

Cricket

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'Hey, Ferguson — think fast!'

Alfred Hitchcock

Pep Guardiola

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

'It says, 'Like many of the greats, he was a brilliant self-publicist.'

'Chess Masters.'

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

'Is that all you can do? Self portraits?'

Dog mixer.