Batting Prodigy Gifts

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Baseball Dreams

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Tip my boy."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Crayons again?"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Amateur singers