Basketball Prodigy Gifts

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Gary turns 40.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

I love Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

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Midnight Basketball

Basketball.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'