Baseball Prodigy Gifts

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Baseball Dreams

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Tip my boy."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Orchestra

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

Flautist

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Crayons again?"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."