Pitching Prodigy Gifts

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Baseball Dreams

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Little chef.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Tip my boy."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Crayons again?"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!