Pitching Perfectionist Gifts

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Attaboy, Dewey! Three up and three down!'

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'The pitcher doesn't want you crowding the plate. Got it? Or next time it won't be just a harmless brushback.'

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Pitching guidelines

"I think your problem is with your release point."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Baseball Dreams

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Football Crazy.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Your backswing's too slow!'