Precision Pitcher Gifts

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The perfectionist.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Scales

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Personal Cheerleader.

Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'