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'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Bullseye!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

The perfectionist.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Scales

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Personal Cheerleader.

Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Ski-ball.