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Scales

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

A heart shaped cake

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Pie Filling Reader

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

The perfectionist.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

She found baking helped enormously.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Come dine with me!

I Bake. Deal with it.

American Pastry

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.