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Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The perfectionist.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Scales

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Snooker.

Ski-ball.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

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A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'How would you describe yourself?'

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

Topiary By Numbers

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'