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Topiary By Numbers

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"It's called being preemptive."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Snooker.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'How would you describe yourself?'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'