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Topiary By Numbers

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"It's called being preemptive."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Snooker.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'How would you describe yourself?'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'