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"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

Snow flake

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Harold, you've changed."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Raining Leaves.

The First Day of Fall.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"You have a chlorophyll deficiency. It's common this time of year."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Windfarm Autumn.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Leaf Dive Score

"Get closer to the leaves with the most color. C’mon, this will be a great screen saver!"

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Leaves.

Go Back to New York

September Song.

'How would you describe yourself?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Illustration for 'Under the Elm'.

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

"I envy you."

"My word, Bailey, you act like you’ve never seen fall foliage before!"

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'I don't think Grandad's looking at all the pretty colours just at the moment, sweetheart.'

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Where's Waldo: Autumn Edition