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"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

Tourists

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Tourists in Egypt

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

IMHOtep

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Pyramid UFO...

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Museum.

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'