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Tourists

Sauvignon Bonk

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Lei-ing Hens

Tango

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Camel'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"