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'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Pyramid UFO...

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Playing Pyramids

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Sand Pyramids

Carbon Dating Agency

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."