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"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Playing Pyramids

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Sand Pyramids

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Pyramid Garden

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

Pyramid Graffiti

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

"OK, who's the joker?"

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'