Pyramid Scheme Enthusiast Gifts

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Those knuckleheads!"

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid Garden

Pyramid Graffiti

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'