Pyramid Schemes Gifts

Egyptian: 'I want you to build a 3-D triangle for the Pharaoh.' Slave says, 'Sounds like some kind of pyramid scheme.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Writer's block?"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

Playing Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

"That one's for his cat."

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid Graffiti