Pyramid Builders Gifts

Team

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"That one's for his cat."

Ancient Egyptian Curser