Pyramid Pioneer Gifts

PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'

Tourists

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

IMHOtep

'Camel'

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Museum.

Pyramid UFO...

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'