Pyramid Explorers Gifts

Egyptian cemetery.

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

When bored, we board

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

Starbucks Siren

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

Carbon Dating Agency

Sand Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'