Pyramid Ponderers Gifts

'Braille menu available upon request.'

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

Tourists

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Optimist

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

How they did it . . .

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"